The Sexiest Thing I've Had Between My Legs In A Long Time

I jumped aboard the fixie bandwagon. Say hello to my new Swobo Sanchez. Life is funny, you know. Take this bike, for instance. Like most people, before a big purchase, I did a lot of research. Most of which was totally useless. Research is a lot harder now than it used to be. Sometimes having access to information at your fingertips gives you way too much information and makes your ability to decide a lot harder than if you didn't learn the information in the first place. After exhausting myself on bike websites and forums, combing craigslist hourly and visiting all the local bike shops I finally found a bike that fit my exact specifications. In short, I wanted a bike right now that requires no assembly on my part, no modifications and that I can just hand my money over and ride away. And this was it. Anyway, here's why I said life is funny. I found this bike on craigslist and called the number. When I dialed a name showed up on my phone. As it turns out my friend Dillon, from Wollyhood Clothing was selling this bike! Sweet! So, I drove to the Wollyhood Headquarters tested out the bike and hung out for a bit. Fun times. Now I've got a sweet ass bike. Dillon's got some money to spend in Vegas next week. Everybody's happy. Oh yeah, and the bike came fully decorated, painted with Montana spray paint and covered in stickers. I don't have to do a single thing. The end.

Oh wait, now I have to learn how to ride a fixie...