Another Average Late Night Or Early Morning

It's 2:43 in the morning and my day is coming to an end. The ending of today consists of eating a bagel with cream cheese and a pile of ham thrown on top. Still hungry and needing more I have a couple small bowls of cereal. Plain old regular Cheerios masterfully mixed with Cocoa Pebbles. You could easily mess up the ratio of O's to Pebbles, but after doing this for years I've got it down to a science. For real's, people. Don't mess with my cereal mixing mastery. You'll be dragged off the playground in tears. During bagel consumption I turn on Superbad. There is so much cussing I find myself getting a little uncomfortable. And I'm not a prude. No, no, no, not by any means. I mean, check this out: shit, bitch, fuck, ass, cunt, ho. I'll run the gamut, bro, but wow... that Superbad puts my shit to shame, yo. Of course, I find myself laughing out loud, pieces of ham falling from my mouth as I watch and attempt to eat in a somewhat civil manner. If a movie or book can get you to laugh out loud when you're all by your lonely little lonesome self then it's really something worthwhile. The creator has accomplished a great feat. After the bagel I want something else to keep me company while I spoon mouthfuls of cereal into my mouth. I attempt watching You And Me And Everyone We Know, but it just isn't working for me. Don't get me wrong, I think it's a great movie, but there is a time and a place. I flip through my dvd collection, which is a bit on the meager side, and land on an artist documentary called Dithers. I watched the Andy Howell and Dave Kinsey sections and decide to call it a night. When I go upstairs to my loft bedroom I read for a bit. I wake up when the book drops from my hands and lands on my belly, at which point I turn off my lamp and curl up with my goosedown pillow.

It's now 3:04am and I'm going to call it a wrap. This took me 21 minutes to write and will probably be read in about 2-3 minutes. That doesn't strike me as a particularly good trade off, however, if you enjoyed just one sentence (or word, for that matter) then it's worth it to me. Afterall, I did toss the word "cunt" in there, which should put a smile (or a grimace) on somebody's face.